May 9
Obama’s Jokes Prove to be Crowd Pleasers
Some of Obama’s jokes from tonight’s WHCD:
- “Most of you covered me, all of you voted for me. Apologies to the Fox table.”
- “Sasha and Malia aren’t here tonight because they’re grounded. You can’t just take Air Force One on a joyride to Manhattan.”
- “Mother’s Day is a tough holiday for [Rahm Emanuel]. He’s not used to having to say the word ‘day’ after ‘mother’.”
- “Dick Cheney was supposed to be here, but he was working on his memoirs: How To Shoot Friends and Interrogate People.”
- “During the next 100 days, we will design, build, and open a library to commemorate my first hundred days… In the next 100 days, we will complete 100 days work in 72 days.”
